I Know What You’re Doing Right Now

If you recall my post from not so long ago–“Stripper Astronaut”–you’ll not be too amazed that today my blog was visited by someone looking for “Myspace stripper layouts.” Scared, but not surprised.

Also, yesterday I remembered a story a friend had told me about going to a video store with his boss at the time and the boss headed straight for the “back room.” That’s all a story in itself but the part I want to mention today is that my friend ended up buying a used “midget porn” video. He thought it was a hilarious concept. And it is.

Anyway, yesterday I went to a porn warehouse website–one that was indirectly referred to me by Afternoon Girl–to look for midget porn. Sadly, I couldn’t find any, but I did find clown porn. Yes, dear readers, clown porn is available to you. Online. As we speak.

I know what you’re doing right now.

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One Response to “I Know What You’re Doing Right Now”

  1. Afternoon Girl Says:

    You’re welcome!

    -AG

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